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Theft-guy's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 200 (From
51 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,220 Points
Africa Dudes
There
Unlocked 12/20/10
25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again
50 Points
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA
100 Points
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Alice is Dead - Ep 2
Happy Hatter
Unlocked 1/16/10
25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Hatter, Mad
Unlocked 1/16/10
25 Points The Hatter seems Madder.
25 Points The Hatter seems Madder.
Something Fishy
Unlocked 1/16/10
100 Points Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
100 Points Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Secret Medal
Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/200 points)
Another Small Favor
A Small Stitch
Unlocked 4/27/10
25 Points Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
25 Points Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power
Unlocked 4/27/10
25 Points Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
25 Points Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter
Unlocked 8/26/09
25 Points Eliminate the Pig Hunter
25 Points Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer
Unlocked 4/27/10
25 Points Kill a spider, save a kitty.
25 Points Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor
100 Points
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (100/200 points)
Applez
Aversion to death
Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person
Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points Stomp a cat
5 Points Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law
Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points Attempt to double jump
5 Points Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person
Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown
Unlocked 11/30/09
10 Points Mid-air axe death
10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire
10 Points
Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying
10 Points
Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady
Unlocked 11/30/09
10 Points Get to the flag when fat
10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump
25 Points
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable
25 Points
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious
50 Points
Find a secret area
Godslayer
50 Points
Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow
50 Points
Vomit on the princess
Collector
100 Points
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 6/14 (40/360 points)
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
Unlocked 1/20/10
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Back to the Cubeture 1
Ultimate Bully
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest
Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points Bully your own boss.
25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior
Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points Defend the weak.
25 Points Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter
Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy
Unlocked 10/4/09
50 Points Become one with the desert
50 Points Become one with the desert
Playboy
Unlocked 10/4/09
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head
Unlocked 10/3/09
100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (275/500 points)
Ching Chong Beautiful
Ignorance Isn't Bliss
Unlocked 12/11/09
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion!
25 Points
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide
Unlocked 12/12/09
25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close!
25 Points
Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby
50 Points
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners
50 Points
Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/405 points)
Communist in Space
Qvit Stalin
Unlocked 11/15/09
5 Points Start already!
5 Points Start already!
Liberated
Unlocked 11/15/09
50 Points Beat the game
50 Points Beat the game
Over 9000
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)
Dadgame
Guardians
Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit
Unlocked 9/2/09
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes
25 Points
Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide
25 Points
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death
50 Points
Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger
50 Points
Defeat Phantom
Presto!
50 Points
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender
50 Points
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer
100 Points
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)
Darnell's Recount
DownForwardPunch
Unlocked 1/9/11
5 Points View the COMBOS page.
5 Points View the COMBOS page.
Floatin
Unlocked 1/9/11
5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
Teh Intran3tz
5 Points
Visit the links page.
The Election
Unlocked 1/9/11
5 Points View the intro movie.
5 Points View the intro movie.
Evil Dead
10 Points
Get your chainsaw on!
Medication
10 Points
Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy
25 Points
Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks...
25 Points
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty
25 Points
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control
50 Points
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount
50 Points
Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT
50 Points
Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can!
50 Points
Beat the game.
Must be the Afro.
100 Points
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/415 points)